11/1/12

Vintage Men's Mags #29: More Great Girly Mag Headlines


It goes without saying that the actual textual content is way down the list on reasons to read a girly magazine. But that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun reading some amazing cover blurbs from vintage skin mags.  Let's just say the accompanying eye candy is a bonus.  Enjoy.




Are You Mentally Disabled?
Should Women be Manhandled?


Exclusive: Robot Cupids and Your Love Life!


USA - New Whoring Methods
Orgy - Flapper Style


The Wet Magic of Joyce


Lynn Drops a Booby on the Fun Run


Buff Bombshell on the Bridal Path
Chcekmate on the Flesh Line
Blonde in Black Booties
The Ball of the Bare Babes


The Fiend Loving Fat Man
The Passionate Apache


One Man's Meat


Is Your Baby a Feeding Problem?


A Guide to Unmarried Fathers or... How to Beat a Paternity Rap


Has the Bosom Boom Gone Bust?


How Illicit Love Ruins U.S. Students
Hea Unleashed Sadistic Beauties to Tease, Torture, and Kill
Babes, Bricks and Booze - How They Toppled Zsa Zsa's Playmate

.... and my personal favorite:


Girls Always Make Passes at Men with Moustaches


15 comments:

  1. "I say chaps, what do we call this fine publication?"
    "We really razzle the reader, how about RAZZLE?"
    "Maybe, but it seems to be missing something that a magazine that comes out every two weeks should have...what could that be?"
    "How about FORTNIGHTLY RAZZLE?"
    "Splendid! Break out the Harvey's Bristol Cream?"

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  2. HAHAHA These are great! :)

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  3. "Honest honey, I bought this Pose! magazine because of the article on selling cars"!

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  4. I want all of these in my pad.

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  5. HOLY DORIS WISHMAN MOVIE, BATMAN! It's Catwoman! Should we manhandle her?

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  6. That's the very issue of Razzle young Ian tried to shoplift.

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    1. But not the issue Edina and Saffy found in Serge's room (also not the one in which Patsy appeared).

      "That's degrading to women"
      "What do you mean...SHE'S got the whip!"

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  7. Is that Julie Newmar Top mag left image?

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    1. I believe it is, which explains my comment.

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  8. The cover of Rugged is actually pretty clever. Made me laugh anyway.

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  9. The girl on the cover of Showcase has had six cocktails, two reefers, a handful of pills and a sniff of coke. Hence the bright eyes.

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  10. Yes that's Newmar.

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  11. I'm just fine, but it's everyone else who is MENTALLY DISABLED!

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  12. Is that Ann Margeret on Rugged?

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  13. The best part is your comments... putting them in a list is hilarious..

    Girls Always Make Passes at Men with Mustaches (Moustaches??)
    How Illicit Love Ruins U.S. Students
    Hea Unleashed Sadistic Beauties to Tease, Torture, and Kill
    Babes, Bricks and Booze - How They Toppled Zsa Zsa's Playmate
    Has the Bosom Boom Gone Bust?
    A Guide to Unmarried Fathers or... How to Beat a Paternity Rap (that clown looks like President Obama)
    Is Your Baby a Feeding Problem? (not with the rack on that gal in the red bathing suit)
    One Man's Meat
    The Fiend Loving Fat Man
    The Passionate Apache
    Buff Bombshell on the Bridal Path
    Chcekmate on the Flesh Line
    Blonde in Black Booties
    The Ball of the Bare Babes
    Lynn Drops a Booby on the Fun Run
    The Wet Magic of Joyce
    USA - New Whoring Methods
    Orgy - Flapper Style
    Exclusive: Robot Cupids and Your Love Life!
    Are You Mentally Disabled?
    Should Women be Manhandled?

    Stay tuned for more...
    This looks like the lineup for that old Phil Donahue show.

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