Bad Songs #14: "Julie's 16th Birthday" by John Bult
Check any list of the "worst album covers of all time" and you're bound to run across this little gem. Obviously, it earns its reputation from the implied cradle robbing, but a listen to the title song puts those rumors to rest.
In many ways it's almost worse than the initial thought that Mr. Bult might be hopping on some jail bait. In fact, it may be one of the most depressing songs I've ever heard.... poorly sung, poorly executed, but depressing as hell nonetheless. I won't ruin it for you by giving away the (admittedly predictable) ending. Listen for yourself.
"Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" by John Bult (1985)
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Note: To avoid getting emails pointing this out - this is indeed "bad songs 14" not "13", as there are two "bad songs 12". No need for panic.