
"do you get what I am saying?"

nonversation
A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon.

Third Wheel'd
When you unintentionally become a third wheel with a friend and their boyfriend/girlfriend. For Example: A friend will invite you to hang out with him/her but will not tell you that their boyfriend/girlfriend will also be joining you, so then you get there and you are a third wheel.

Vodka Mom
A mother who discreetly uses vodka as a “mother's little helper”
i.e. "OMG, Jennifer's mother is such a Vodka Mom. She baked us some cookies but burned them, so she took the whole smoking tray out of the oven and threw them against the wall. Then she screamed at us to 'get the hell out of my house!'"

key by the three
Three kilograms of cocaine. A key is standard slang for a kilogram of drugs, most often cocaine. By stating "by the three," one is saying that they buy cocaine 3 kilograms at a time

remasterbated
When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Still away on business, but here's a heads up - I should be offering another $125 contest giveaway this weekend or Friday.
ReplyDeleteI need to find out more about that groovy lamp from the key by the three photo!
ReplyDeleteHEH, I've been third wheel'd a lot, I think because I happen to be friends with both people in the relationship and I'm almost never busy. :/
ReplyDeleteI especially like the last one. I am always ranting against the loudness war and the ruining of recorded music.
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ReplyDeleteStewardess? I speak Jive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymMBEwtRZOg
ReplyDeleteGah, sorry for the multiple posts there's no edit feature, and no guide to embedding URLs that I could find.
ReplyDeleteI love your dictionnary!
ReplyDeleteA record shop owner where I used to go always used "repasteurized" for "remasterized", as remastered records always end up with a flat insipid sound. (I totally agree)
What a camel toe on that last picture!!!!
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